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Mike Budenholzer’s wife Mary Beth Budenholzer has had four children with Mike so far, and their names are Will, Libby, Hannah, and John. I suppose the biggest news we can really come up with for her is how disturbed she might have been after Mike got busted for a DUI back in 2013. Putting your job in jeopardy there, Mikey. Can’t be boozin’ and cruisin’ when you’re supposed to be the leader of a team.
The thing about being a stay-at-home mom is there’s really not much for her to take part in if she doesn’t feel like it. Taking care of four kids is work enough, I suppose. Still, Mike Budenholzer’s wife Mary Beth apparently took part in the whole “sweeping” (putting out brooms) when Mike was coaching the Spurs. Mary Beth has got to be proud of Mike now that he’s coach of the year. I’m not entirely sure if there’s financial bonuses that go along with that, but I can tell you that he’s doing more than his fair share when it comes to contributing through his salary. He’s bringing in a square $2,000,000 a year, and the contract goes for six years.
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If you think about it, spending 18 years with the San Antonio organization before moving into the bigboy league as a head coach yourself, that right there is a reason Mike Budenholzer’s wife Mary Beth Budenholzer could be a little disappointed in the guy. I mean, come on Mike! Get a move on and take the plunge. Guy gets coach of the year almost right out of the gate– he may have had an opportunity for that way earlier. It’s not like Mary Beth had more time with the guy when he was an assistant coach either. Believe me, being an assistant coach in the NBA is extremely demanding.
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